K-TELL HELL

by Jaimie Vernon

In honour of The Beatles' re-invasion of the world we bring you a decidedly Fab Faux look at bands we would like to have seen:

THE WHO-TLES
Surviving Beatles Paul McCartney (bass) and Ringo Starr (drums) team up with surviving Who members Roger Daltrey (vocals) and Pete Townshend (guitar) to produce the album "Tommy Road" featuring memorable classics like "Won't Get Fooled On The Hill Again", "Magic Bustery Tour", and "You've Got To Hide A Quick One While He's Away".

ELASTICA ONO BAND
Leader of 1990's pop punk act Elastica, Justine Frischmann, teams up with Yoko Ono for a one-off tour
of art houses called "Approximately Infinite Who Gives A Sh*t".

JESSIE McCARTNEY & WINGS
Determined to revive their careers on the back of a new youth market, former Wings members Denny Laine (guitar), Laurence Juber (bass) and Geoff Britton (drums) reform with Disney fawn Jessie McCartney to record "Bland On The Run". 

KANYEING WILBURYS
Bob Dylan, Tom Petty and Jeff Lynne team up with Dhani Harrison to put some life back into the supergroup's catalog but are interrupted during their first TV appearance by Kanye West who insists that Tupac Shakur and Biggie Smalls were better dead artists than the Wilbury's George Harrison and Roy Orbison.

BEATLE THINGS THAT MAKE US LAUGH

ALBUMS WE'D LIKE TO SEE